Another entry in the "birds poop on cars" category, this time from our friend Dan "Bizarro" Piraro from February 2, 2013.
Speed Bump from May 14, 2008. Guess who went, and would any of us have chosen differently with such an ultimatum?
Mutts from July 3, 2012. I would think the answer is "yes' by default ...
And you thought culture clashes were only for people. Originally published at Cheezburger February 28, 2014.
Another of Scott Breier's "Noodles". Damn lawyers.
A clear case of TMI.
Another bird in therapy, this time via Rhymes With Orange from September 28, 2005.
I'm putting both of these Bizarros together because for some reason Dan decided to reuse the artwork, with minor changes, for similar gags two years apart. February 17, 2012 followed by March 22, 2014.
The bird tests Snoopy's stamina in this Peanuts Sunday 'toon from October 4, 1953:
As with so many early Peanuts strips, this one was originally uploaded to the blog in black-and-white, then replaced when the color version became available in January 2018.